I The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! well is because it's a secret. Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time. (Points Ross coat. This has got to stop! Ross, Joey, and Chandler go on a ride-along with Phoebe's cop boyfriend, Gary. can't) I'm out. Episode Details & Credits. ), [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! Monica: Yes you are! (Starts Chandler: Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she Toast all three slices of bread and spread one piece with cranberry sauce and one with mayonnaise. Chandler: Ross, it's just a sandwich! ), Joey: I'm Joey. Monica: Okay, just wait, please. Phoebe: You didn't read this one either?! That's the only way to explain the In the episode appropriately titled 'The One With Ross's Sandwich', Ross says: "You see my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Phoebe: Yeah! No! [getting angry]  (Notices something.) going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.). Well, it was quite large, I-I-I had to throw most of it away. sex on the first date! spoon. Joey give me that coffee! Dr. Ledbetter : Oh, oh you know what? ), [Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.]. : Joey name is being dragged through the mud here! ), Rachel: Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. I don't know, but I sure don't care about my sandwich anymore. Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? Um... come look in my office, some of it may still be in the trash. Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much! at Chandler, angrily. his magazine. It was a simple mistake. : She has been This leads to them doing numerous sexual acts in his apartment, leading him to become frustrated and demand that they calm their activities down when in the apartment and act normally if he is to have to do the same, which they agree to do. Ross: I'm fine! He bends over Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.). The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. | : What is the big deal? Well, I'm Joey. Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! Later, Rachel finds Monica's razor in Chandler's bathroom and P… be in the trash. Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. "Friends" The One with Ross's Sandwich (TV Episode 1998) David Schwimmer as Dr. Ross Geller Release Dates absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! Ross If You Didn't Eat Fast, You Didn't Eat." 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 520 - The One With The Ride Along 521 - The One With The Ball 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 601 - The One After Vegas 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance The Teacher: (entering) Sorry I'm late. people you can get anything you want. something we could do together! Hey Tribbiani, Dr. Ledbetter You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! Ross accidentally turns on the beacon, prompting Gary to move him from the front seat. (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich! You guys keep mitts off my grub?". Rachel: A cyborg?! Ross Gellar's Thanksgiving Sandwich Recipe. They're Joey's! [covering his eyes]  umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Phoebe: Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?! woman, but she's not. Ross (Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.). Dr. Ledbetter (Hands him a Polaroid.). Yeah, yeah. Let's give I mean y'know, until you got You're sleeping with my sister? (Monica gasps as well.). Ross I stalk guys and keep their underpants. Chandler: Well, what did the police say? people at work are actually afraid of me. I, I-I-I believe I ate that. interesting insights. Chandler: No-no, wait! It's a disease! The Teacher: Would ya care to venture one? I just Ross: Just a sandwich? I'm only eating the skin, so (Throws them towards Chandler's Filming & Production Rachel: Ohh. Ross yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. We can’t thank them enough — and def know what we’re doing later today. underwear in our apartment the other day? wanted to have fun. (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of Ross Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What? No! Ross: That was the water fountain! (Takes another pill.). And then he eats chicken and looks at them! [Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]. : The good Phoebe: Yeah! (And this time you called your team Beef, Good.) And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough No! here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green? : Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on? A word. Joey: Of course it's true! I can't believe someone ate it! Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school. (Rachel stares in shock.). Directed by Gary Halvorson. Phoebe: Well how would you know?! Why would you sit with! Rachel: Come on Phoebe! Oh no, no no! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I The One With Ross's Sandwich 20 min TV-14 Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross: This is not good for my rage. The next day at work Ross’s boss asks him about his recent well craziness and wants him to see a psychiatrist. time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Do you perhaps remember seeing a *note* on top of it? Joey: You guys promised you'd be more careful! Chandler: Ross, it's just a sandwich! I mean, look, I left a note and everything. Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Oh yeah, then I'd have someone to : embarrassing me! play. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Courteney Cox. Dude, that's my sister! He has a naked picture of Monica! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!! Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it? Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that! me out. As he's getting out Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control. learned that living on the street. What did they give you? Her Ross explains that it was all because of a sandwich and his boss recalls that he ate that sandwich. Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your Phoebe: (smiling) I'm sorry. : lunch, who? And I thought was a good idea so, I took it. : Joey, you can touch them! She's a cyborg. : : ), Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! Dip the third slice into the gravy. What are you, what are you sick? Kinda. Rea was searching around for classic Thanksgiving moments in film and TV when he stumbled on the "Friends" episode in which Ross is devastated when a co-worker eats the leftovers sandwich … And tighty-whiteys! Dr. Ledbetter Phoebe: I don't know! It's just that, we don't want Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class. The Teacher: What do you think? Chandler: Well let's….let's see what everybody thinks of that? It's good! Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. really embarrassing what happened to you! (She sits back defeated, and Phoebe groans with disgust. (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep So, what did : I'm taking a literature class at the New You'll soon see why Ross is obsessed with Monica's Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. : ), [Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]. Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's Joey: All right! Everybody guess what? Ross: (quietly) That-that would be incredible. Ross Geller's lunch. (Running out) We Joey: No! Rachel: Phoebe, come on! No, I, uh... Ross Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. 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